Saturday, July 18, 2009

STATISTICS, DAMN LIES AND STATISTICS

Assalamualaikum,

When I was in my upper secondary school, I had this economics book by Samuelson to digest. One of the things which sticks to my mind up to this day is this phrase:

Statistics, damn lies and statistics.

If I give you the statistics below, do you believe them?

Teoh was taken in for questioning by the MACC last Wednesday evening.[15/7/2009] The agency said he was freed a little after 3.45am on Thursday [16/7/2009] but his body was later found sprawled on the roof of a five-storey building next door at 1.30pm.[16/7/2009]

What say you?

TEOH'S DEATH: M'SIA TODAY'S EXPLN MAKES SENSE

Assalamualaikum,


You may want to have a mental exercise as to why Teo Beng Hock died. Malaysia Today's analysis makes sense. You may want to read it here.




JGN RAGU LAGI: BN BUNGKUS DLM PRU 13

Assalamualaikum,




Inilah dia yang akan memancung BN dalam PRU 13 nanti.



Tidak perlu guna pedang,
Tapi cukup dengan pensel kontot.

Friday, July 17, 2009

TURBA

Assalamualaikum,

Dalam 1Malaysia ada macam macam. Termasuk turba.

TERJATUH, LOMPAT ATAU APA?

Assaamualaikum,




Pengarah Siasatan SPRM, Datuk Mohd. Syukri Abdull yang melawat tempat kejadian berkata, beliau tidak pasti bagaimana Beng Hock terbunuh.

‘‘Kita tak pasti dia terjatuh atau lompat atau apa." Dia dipetik sebagai berkata di sini.

Apa tu, apa Datuk?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

SEBAB UMNO KALAH DI MANEK URAI

Assalamualaikum,

Sebab UMNO kalah di Manek Urai ialah kerana kesilapan strategi UMNO. Mereka tidak membawa perdana menteri ke Manek Urai.

Orang Manek Urai pun terliur juga. Orang Manek Urai pun nak tengok secara live juga. Tetapi UMNO tidak beri peluang langsung. Apa, UMNO ingat orang Manek Urai ni tak ada perasaan ke?

Mereka pun sama seperti insan lain. Mereka pun ada keinginan. Mereka pun kenkadang terasa ghairah juga. Nak tengok.

Bibir Najib.

Yang seperti delima merkah tu.

A DISCOURSE IN ISLAMIC STATE part 48

Assalamualaikum,

What is an Islamic State? What makes a state Islamic? In order to answer the question, one has to put forward another question: what makes a person a Muslim/Muslimah? The answer is simple. A person becomes a Muslim/Muslimah when he/she testifies the syahadah, or the covenant which comprises of two kalimah, or phrases: (1) kalimah at Tauhid; which is :
لا إله إلا الله
Transliteration: La ila ha illal lah
Translation: There is no God worthy of worship but Allah


(2) Kalimah ar Risalah:
محمد رسول الله
Transliteration: Muhammadur Rasullullah
Translation: Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah

Therefore when a person consciously and wittingly testifies the syhahadah and believing it to a degree till it becomes his iman or faith, and knows fully the obligations that accompany the syahadah, then he/she becomes a Muslim/Muslimah.

A state thus becomes an Islamic State when it testifies the syahadah and assumes its obligations. The constitution of such a state must explicitly take the Al Qur'an and the As Sunnah as its highest authority. Where there are room for deliberations, it must take ijma' and qiyas and other paraphenalias of Islamic jurisprudence in order to formulate laws and regulations.

The syariah is the law of the land and it must be fully enforced. In the course of its running, Islam must be the ideology of the state.




KENA BLACK MAGIC?

Assalamualaikum,

Sihir, black magic dan semua yang seangkatan dengannya memang wujud. Sebab itu Rasulullah s.a.w. pun disihir yahudi.

Permainan ini terutamanya subur di kalangan mereka yang tidak beriman, dan juga subur di kalangan mereka yang mengaku islam tetapi tidak mementingkan iman dan taqwa.

Jauhkanlah diri daripadanya!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

UTZ AZIZAN SCORE DAN BUAT KEJUTAN LAGI

Assalamualaikum,


Kedah Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Azizan Abdul Razak talks to reporters after today’s announcement, as Merapoh executive chairman Mohd Nazri Ramli (R) looks on. – Picture by Jack Ooi


Satu loji penapis minyak terbesar di Malaysia akan dibina di Merapoh, Yan, Kedah pada harga USD 10 bilion (RM 35.7 bilion).

Ini akan menyemarakkan ekonomi Kedah, insyaallah! Maklumat lanjut di sini.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

PAS MENANG MAJORITI KECIL

Assalamualaikum,

Majoriti 65 . Belum kompom.

INI YG DIGERUNI UMNO

Assalamualaikum,



Dilaporkan dalam kempen Manek Urai, UMNO/BN gunakan gambar Lee KY bersalaman dengan Tuan Guru Nik Aziz untuk mencerca, kononnya TGNA lebih suka berkerjasama dengan Lee KY berbanding berkerjasama dengan UMNO.

Itu petanda UMNO bankrap idea dan segalanya.

Itu petunjuk UMNO/BN kalah.

Monday, July 13, 2009

PENANGAN PERANTAU

Assalamualaikum,


1 BELIYON 2 BELIYON

Asalamualaikum,

Teringat seorang pemimpin UMNO yang sekarang almarhum, sekiranya ada pilihanraya kecil, maka beliau akan mengisytiharkan projek berbeliyon beliyon.

Tetapi TPM sekarang dalam pilihanraya kecil Manek Urai hanya memancing dengan umpan jembatan yang hanya bernilai 7 meliyon.

Kalau banyak tu, orang Manek Urai cungkil gigi pun dah terpacul meliyon meliyon.

APA MAKNA BANNER NI?

Assalamualaikum,


Aku tak paham ape bende yang dimaksud oleh bannner tu

Sunday, July 12, 2009

KHAZANAH FOSIL K'TAN: SAHABAT SAKIT JANTUNG

Assalamualaikum,

Seorang sahabat saya bekas YDP PAS di sebuah kawasan parlimen yang juga seorang pegawai tinggi negara terpaksa menjalani pembedahan yang berkaitan dengan sakit jantung kerana tekanan yang dialaminya apabila diarahkan untuk mengurus perihal melarikan pendaratan hasil fosil Kelantan ke Siam.

Ia berlaku beberapa tahun yang lepas. Dia sembuh, tetapi perlu mengambil beberapa langkah kesihatan untuk kekal sihat.

Khazanah fosil Kelantan ghaib. Rakyat Kelantan tidak dapat menfaatnya.

MUHYIDDDIN:PAS UNCAPABLE

Assalamualaikum,

PAS does not dare speak about development in Kelantan because the PAS-led state government does not have the capability to help develop the state, says Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin.

And the BN-led government is intent on siphoning the fossil-fuel bounties from Kelantan so that Pas-led Kelantan won't be able to develop.