Friday, January 7, 2011

DOA MASUK RUMAH

Assalamualaikum,


Bila masuk rumah baca doa ini:


اللَّهُمَّ إِنِّي أَسْأَلُكَ خَيْرَ الْمَوْلِجِ وَخَيْرَ الْمَخْرَجِ بِسْمِ اللَّهِ وَلِجْنَا وَعَلَى اللَّهِ رَبِّنَا تَوَكَّلْنَا



"O Allah, I seek a good entry and a good exit. We take Allah's name to enter and to exit and rely on Him who is our Lord.



After this dua greet the members of the household.



(Mishkat)



Jaabir (R.A.) narrates that Prophet Mohammad (S.A.W.) stated that when a man enters his home and makes Zikir (remembers Allah) and also makes Zikir at meal times, then Satan says to his colleagues that the night cannot be spent there nor can they partake of the peoples food and if no Zikir was made on entering the house, then Satan says to his colleagues that they have an opportunity to spend the night there and if no Zikir was made at meal times, then Satan tells his colleagues that they will be able to stay there and also get food.



(Mishkat, Chapter on food)

SIAPA KENA LAPAH?

Assalamulaikum,

Apa bila diberitakan Tuan Guru Nik Aziz bertemu dengan Najib dan Mahyuddin atas titah YDP Agung, maka ramailah kerabat PR yang marah dengan perkara tersebut sehingga Saifudian Nasution datang bertemu dengan Tuan Guru. Begitulah pekanya  rakan dalam PR.

Tetapi dalam isu kemelut perlantikan Setia Usaha Kerajaan Negeri Selangor yang bernama Khusrin itu, kenapa banyak sangat orang bersifat bengap dan bisu? Kita semua tahu isu tersebut berasal daripada kesumat UMNO untuk menggulingkan kerajaan PR di Selangor dan kemudian merampasnya kembali. UMNO cuba circumvent PR untuk faedah politik mereka. Itu kita semua maklum.

Tetapi cara MB Selangor mengendali kemelut ini jelas menunjukkan bahawa beliau bukan sahaja seorang amateur tetapi novice dalam kancah politik. Kemelut asalnya bertumpu kepada UMNO/BN dan PR, tetapi sekarang telah menjadi istana vs PR. Dan jelas, UMNO meraih keuntungan politik yang menggunung di sini kerana jelas dengan kedangkalan kelicik politik Khalid, beliau dan seluruh wakil rakyat PR ditundukkan oleh istana dan diketawasiniskan oleh UMNO.

Khalid telah melakukan multiple error. Lepas satu error, ditambah satu error lagi. Kenyataan hadhir bukan bermakna rela lebih melukakan istana daripada menyembelih UMNO. Ini adalah satu lagi longgokan error yang Khalid lakukan untuk menyalakan marah istana kepada pimpinan Selangor sekarang.

Mengapa Khalid tidak belajar daripada Tuan Guru Nik Aziz, bagaimana beliau sangat tawadhu' terhadap istana, walaupun pernah satu ketika dulu setiausaha negeri beliau tidak sebulu dengan kerajaan negeri. Sehingga hari aku tidak nampak mana mana pemimpin Malaysia yang begitu tawadhu' terhadap istana berbanding dengan Tuan Guru Nik Aziz.

Di sini aku memang sokong kenyataan Tuanku Sultan Selangor bahawa baginda tidak menyebelah mana mana pihak, dan perlantikan Khusrin adalah sah dari segi undang undang. Di sini bukan bermakna aku menyokong perlantikan tersebut, tetapi pada kedudukan Sultan, itulah keadaannya.

Mengapa tidak ada wakil rakyat PR yang menegur Khalid? Bayangkan, bila timbul masalah, panggil orang buat sembahyang hajat. Yang datang 90% orang PAS, walau pun yang mengimami diberitakan Mohd Nur Manuty. Ustaz PKR yang lain tidak datang. Bila datang masalah, panggil orang PAS sembahyang hajat. Bila buat masalah, tidak konsultasi orang PAS. Ada pulak ADUN PAS yang hantar sms minta bantuan doa, kau tegurlah Khalid tu dulu.

Sudah pasti, apabila habis penggal pemerintahan yang ini, walaupun PR mengekalkan Selangor, Khalid confirm tidak akan jadi MB lagi.

Siapa yang kena lapah?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

KETAWA BLOG

Assalamualaikum,

Tau macam mana  blog ketawa?
Ada yang: Wakaka
Ada yang: Kah Kah Kah
Ada yang : Kwa Kwa Kwa
Ada yang : Kuang Kuang Kuang

Blog kau ketawa macam mana?

MB SGOR AMBIL SPM

Assalamualaikum,

Umum mengetahui bahawa MB Selangor sekarang adalah bekas seorang korporat yang pernah mengendalikan bisnis besar dan berjaya. Beliau tidak dilihat sebagai seorang ahli politik sebelum terjun ke dunia politik dan secara amat cepat memegang tampuk pemerintahan negeri paling maju di Malaysia.

Isu perlantikan setiausaha kerajaan negeri yang baru bagi negeri Selangor adalah ujian paling besar yang dihadapi oleh Khalid. Ujian ini akan menjadikannya ahli politik yang berjaya atau ahli korporat yang keparat.

Kemelut yang berlaku sekarang boleh dibaca sebagai kelekaan menteri besar. Kalau anda biasa dengan penyambungan kontrak tugas anda, biasanya 6 bulan sebelum kontrak tamat, usaha untuk menyambung atau menamatkan kontrak telah dimulakan. Jawatan S/U kerajaan negeri bukan satu jawatan yang kecil dan umum mengetahui bahawa jawatan tersebut membawa implikasi yang besar, namum MB kelihatan seolah mengambil enteng mengenainya sehingga orang baru dinamakan untuk jawatan tersebut.

Kita tahu bahawa perlantikan Khusrin adalah satu usaha UMNO untuk circumvent pengurusan negeri Selangor. Sepatutnya MB juga telah lama baca keadaan ini dan sepatutnya juga telah bertindak secara pre-emptive supaya suasasa sentiasa dalam kawalan beliau.

Kenyataan yang dikeluarkan oleh MB mengenai kuasa sultan Selangor dan peranan sultan Selangor juga bukan menjulang MB kepada kedudukan yang lebih kukuh, tetapi meletakkan beliau dan kerajaan negeri Selangor sekarang situasi menghalakan tanduk terhadap istana.

MB Khalid kelihatan membuat multiple error, dengan mengatakan bahawa perlembagaan negeri Selangor akan dipinda untuk mengembalikan kuasa sultan, dan segera dijawab oleh istana ... tunjukkan draf dulu...

Saya tidak pasti sekiranya PR Selangor mempunyai cukup undi untuk meminda perlembagaan negeri. Tetapi apa yang dihebohkan oleh pihak lawan ialah mereka tidak punya undi yang cukup untuk tjuan sedemikian.

Di sinilah letaknya kelicikan seorang ahli politik yang berwibawa. Kita mahu lihat Khalid boleh menterbalikkan keadaan ini daripada kemelut sekarang, di mana ahli kerajaan negeri Selangor sekarang mahu tidak mahu terpaksa menghadhiri majlis angkat sumpah Kusrin, kepada suatu keadaan yang menguntungkan beliau dan PR.

Kalau Khalid pandai bersilat politik, pindaan perlembagaan itu yang akan menjerat UMNO. Walaupun undi tidak cukup, kerajaan PR berusaha untuk mengembalikan kuasa sultan. Kalau UMNO dan BN tidak sokong, maknanya merekalah yang derhaka dengan sultan.

Untuk hari ini Khalid kena hadhir majlis sultan, kerana ada dua tiga acara yang dilangsungkan bersama sama dengan majlis angkat sumpah Khusrin.

Kau lulus yang ini, baru kau lulus SPM, Khalid

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

ISRAEL SEDANG BERSIAP SERANG GAZA LAGI

Assalamualaikum,





Mavi Marmava


It is dismaying that during this dark anniversary period two years after the launch of the deadly attacks on the people of Gaza - code-named Operation Cast Lead by the Israelis - that there should be warnings of a new massive attack on the beleaguered people of Gaza.



The influential Israeli journalist, Ron Ren-Yishai, writes on December 29, 2010, of the likely prospect of a new major IDF attack, quoting senior Israeli military officers as saying "It's not a question of if, but rather of when," a view that that is shared, according to Ren-Yishai, by "government ministers, Knesset members and municipal heads in the Gaza region".



The bloody-minded Israeli Chief of Staff, Lt. General Gabi Ashkenazi, reinforces this expectation by his recent assertion that, "as long as Gilad Shalit is still in captivity, the mission is not complete". He adds with unconscious irony, "we have not lost our right of self-defence".



More accurate would be the assertion, "we have not given up our right to wage aggressive war or to commit crimes against humanity".



And what of the more than 10,000 Palestinians, including children under the age of 10, being held in Israeli prisons throughout occupied Palestine?



Red herrings



Against this background, the escalation of violence along the Gaza/Israel border should set off alarm bells around the world and at the United Nations.



Israel in recent days has been launching severe air strikes against targets within the Gaza Strip, including near the civilian-crowded refugee camp of Khan Younis, killing several Palestinians and wounding others.



Supposedly, these attacks are in retaliation for nine mortar shells that fell on open territory, causing neither damage nor injury. Israel also had been using lethal force against children from Gaza, who were collecting gravel from the buffer zone for the repair of their homes.



As usual, the Israeli security pretext lacks credibility. As if ever there was an occasion for firing warning shots in the air, it was here, especially as the border has been essentially quiet in the last couple of years, and what occasional harmless rockets or mortar shells have been fired, has taken place in defiance of the Hamas effort to prevent providing Israel with any grounds for the use of force.



Revealingly, in typical distortion, the Gaza situation is portrayed by Ashkenazi as presenting a pre-war scenario: "We will not allow a situation in which they fire rockets at our citizens and towns from 'safe havens' amid [their] civilians."



With Orwellian precision, the reality is quite the reverse: Israel from its safe haven continuously attacks with an intent to kill a defenceless, entrapped Gazan civilian population.



Silence is complicity



Perhaps, worse in some respects than this Israeli war-mongering, is the stunning silence of the governments of the world, and of the United Nations.



World public opinion was briefly shocked by the spectacle of a one-sided war that marked Operation Cast Lead as a massive crime against humanity, but it has taken no notice of this recent unspeakable escalation of threats and provocations seemingly designed to set the stage for a new Israeli attack on the hapless Gazan population.



This silence in the face of the accumulating evidence that Israel plans to launch Operation Cast Lead 2 is a devastating form of criminal complicity at the highest governmental levels, especially on the part of countries that have been closely aligned with Israel, and also exhibits the moral bankruptcy of the United Nations system.



We have witnessed the carnage of 'preemptive war' and 'preventive war' in Iraq, but we have yet to explore the moral and political imperatives of 'preemptive peace' and 'preventive peace.' How long must the peoples of the world wait?



It might be well to recall the words of one anonymous Gazan that were uttered in reaction to the attacks of two years ago: "While Israeli armed forces were bombing my neighbourhood, the UN, the EU, and the Arab League and the international community remained silent in the face of atrocities. Hundreds of corpses of children and women failed to convince them to intervene."



International liberal public opinion enthuses about the new global norm of 'responsibility to protect,' but not a hint that if such an idea is to have any credibility it should be applied to Gaza with a sense of urgency where the population has been living under a cruel blockade for more than three years and is now facing new grave dangers.



And even after the commission of the atrocities of 2008-09 have been authenticated over and over by the Goldstone Report, by an exhaustive report issued by the Arab League, by Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch, there is no expectation of Israeli accountability, and the United States effectively uses its diplomatic muscle to bury the issue, encouraging forgetfulness in collaboration with the media.



Truths



It is only civil society that has offered responses appropriate to the moral, legal, and political situation. Whether these responses can achieve their goals, only the future will tell.



The Free Gaza Movement and the Freedom Flotilla have challenged the blockade more effectively than the UN or governments, leading Israel to retreat, at least rhetorically, claiming to lift the blockade with respect to the entry of humanitarian goods and reconstruction materials.



Of course, the behavioural truth contradicts the Israeli rhetoric: sufficient supplies of basic necessities are still not being allowed to enter Gaza; the water and sewage systems are seriously crippled; there is not enough fuel available to maintain adequate electric power; and the damage from Operation Cast Lead remains, causing a desperate housing crisis (more than 100,000 units are needed just to move people from tents).



Also, most students are not allowed to leave Gaza to take advantage of foreign educational opportunities, and the population lives in a locked-in space that is constantly being threatened with violence, night and day.



This portrayal of Gaza is hardly a welcoming prospect for the year 2011. At the same time the spirit of the people living in Gaza should not be underestimated.



I have met Gazans, especially young people, who could be weighed down by the suffering their lives have brought them and their families since their birth, and yet they possess a positive sense of life and its potential, and make every use of any opportunity that comes their way, minimising their problems and expressing warmth toward more fortunate others and enthusiasm about their hopes for their future.



I have found such contact inspirational, and it strengthen my resolve and sense of responsibility: these proud people must be liberated from the oppressive circumstances that constantly imprisons, threatens, impoverishes, sickens, traumatises, maims, kills.



Until this happens, none of us should sleep too comfortably!



Richard Falk is Albert G. Milbank Professor Emeritus of International Law at Princeton University and Visiting Distinguished Professor in Global and International Studies at the University of California, Santa Barbara. He has authored and edited numerous publications spanning a period of five decades, most recently editing the volume International Law and the Third World: Reshaping Justice (Routledge, 2008).



He is currently serving his third year of a six year term as a United Nations Special Rapporteur on Palestinian human rights.

DIBUNUH TIDAK, BUNUH DIRI TIDAK, SUKA SUKA JE NAK MATI KOT!

Assalamualaikum,

Keputusan hasil siasatan inkuesTeoh Beng Hock ialah......

Lu pikiaq la sendili

INGATKAN SHAHIDAN KASSIM, RUPANYA.....

Assalamualaikum,

Bila media sebut Shahidan, aku ingatkan Shahidan Kassim, rupanya.....http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/152444



Tuesday, January 4, 2011

CIRCUMCISION UMNO

Assalamualaikum,

Telah sah UMNO telah membuat pertemuan dengan pimpinan PAS seperti yang dilaporkan oleh SIASAH

Ini perlu dibaca bukan agenda kerajaang perpaduang seperti dicemuh oleh beberapa blogger sub standard

Tetapi petanda nyawa UMNO telah sampai ke penghujung.

Oleh itu pilihanraya tidak akan diadakan mac ini. Sebab UMNO cuba sekali lagi untuk circumvent masalah dia

yang menyebabkan kepara terpotong sebab terlebih

circumcision

Monday, January 3, 2011

KAKI ZSA ZSA GABOR DIPOTONG DI SGOR

Assalamualaikum,




Kaki Zsa Zsa Gabor, 93, akan dipotong di dewan undangan Selangor

Agaknya

TUHAN HILANG

Assalamulaikum,

Thnee Kong Temple di George Town, Pulau Pinang kehilangan 6 tuhan.

Patung tuhan yang hilang ialah Jade Emperor, Mazu (Ratu laut), Hai Loong Ong (Raja Naga laut) and Tua Pek Kong (Tuhan kekayaan) .

Juga hilang tuhan Dato Hijau dan tuhan  Dato Hitam

 Penjaga kuil Master Ong Q Leng telah diarah oleh tuhan syurga bernama  Thnee Kong dengan katanya tak yah la cari tuhan yang hilang tu, semuanya dah kena musnah.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

BUN, BUN, NAPE BUN?

Assalamulaikum,




Surat kabau kata kau letak jawatan

Nape Bun?